Talking moose and his friend,a duck, trying to move in?

Ok I own a peanut farm in the middle of nowhere with a little house and one day a moose in a bussiness suit and a duck with a pen and note pad said they needed a place to stay cuz the Ugly Moose Inn kicked them out.... I said no room in this inn you freak..... They like barged in and cleaned out my fridge and destroyed my sandwich maker..... I called the police but they laughed.